Posted on May 9th, 2015
qH: Do you think I should wear this hat, or is it too matchy-matchy? I have stripes on already.
kH: Of course you should wear that hat.
qH: But…even my shoes have stripes.
kH: You don’t understand how hats work.
qH: [deep intake of breath] Take that back.
kH: I’m just telling you that’s exactly what the hat should be worn with. It’s supposed to match something that you’re wearing….
qH: Yes, I KNOW. The problem is that I have all these stripes–
kH: …said the son of the hat model.
qH: Fine. I’ll wear the hat. It’s cute. By the way, I’m blogging this.
kH: Don’t you dare.