qH: Do you think I should wear this hat, or is it too matchy-matchy? I have stripes on already.

kH: Of course you should wear that hat.

qH: But…even my shoes have stripes.

kH: You don’t understand how hats work.

qH: [deep intake of breath] Take that back.

kH: I’m just telling you that’s exactly what the hat should be worn with. It’s supposed to match something that you’re wearing….

qH: Yes, I KNOW. The problem is that I have all these stripes–

kH: …said the son of the hat model.

qH: Fine. I’ll wear the hat. It’s cute. By the way, I’m blogging this.

kH: Don’t you dare.