pH: Why is Mama putting out the flag?

kH: Because it’s Pearl Harbor Day, sweetie.

pH: Already? Is there a parade?

kH: [pause] No. Just remembrance.


Realizing pH needs a remedial lesson in Pearl Harbor Day, kH puts on a video of the Arizona memorial with Eternal Father and the names of the people who died on 7 December 1941. 

pH: I can’t read the names! There are too many!

kH: Yeah. Yeah, I know.

pH (afterward): You know, they [the midshipmen singing] really look a lot alike.